“-and the military totally thought I was an ‘alien’ and tried dissecting me!”

This wasn’t what you expected when your friend came back from his mission to an uninhabited planet. Or rather, a habited planet, according to him.

“But then my buddies saved me last minute, it was so Luke Skywalker.”

Chuck held up a piece of paper with a crude drawing of some of the aliens he saw.

“See, this Grawl, he’s the general, and he really thought I was invading the planet. This here is Lem, he’s my best buddy, and he works at the planetarium. They thought the universe was, like, 500 miles long!”