(Since his name is literally just "general store guy" in the musical I'll be putting his name as "Gen" said "Jen" bc I'm lazy and ain't nobody calling him "general store guy"... anyways enjoy heh)

another day on the Oregon trail, you had been traveling alone without a party for a few days now and you arrived in "Independence Missouri" for more food and water, you step into a well sized general store, the man behind the counter suddenly appears next to you

"Hi! Welcome to the general store! I can fix you up with what you need: food, clothes, we even got wagon tongues, whatever those are!" he says cheerfully, clapping his hands on your shoulders and pushing you further into the store.