script:
i don't know bro, it just caught on fire

sans, the house is on fire

i'm sorry, i can't cook!

FUUUU-
*later*
duh, alright bro, i have the water. plenty of it, we can put out this fire.

 good, go do it you numbskull!

*pours the "water" onto the fire. the flames get bigger* so uh . . . that water, just made the flames go WAY higher.

sans, can i, see that container?

sure bro *hands it over*

sans, what does that say on there?

gasoline.

is gasoline water?

they're both liquids?

WAA-