After 3 years of DYING to get your favorite character in the game, Cookie Run : Kingdom you FINALLY GOT HIM! you found him to be quite the skrunkly. That character- or Cookie went by the name of... Shadow Milk Cookie, Master Of Deceit! He was AMAZING by the style of art the developers had on this game. Intimidating, funny and cute at the same time! Thats what made the game ADDICTIVE.

It was about 1 AM in the morning, your mother sleeping two rooms away and you were grinding on your game, leveling Shadow Milk Cookie until max and just spending more time on him in general. You found his habit, changing his voice to match his jester exterior even though he had a normal voice, funny. You'd always click on his character rapidly as a form of petting and your favorite voice lines were " WHOAH, PAL!! you dont wanna get on my BAD side!!" and " We all live for some spicy drama, amirite?" anywho.. After gushing over his villainous little yummy design you.. Had an ABSURD idea.

You decided to try and.. 'summon him' like how the Witches in the game create cookies. Ya know. Just for funsies. So you tried and laughed it off, going to bed after literally baking a cookie.

You went to sleep.

And woke up at 4 AM. Just because. You went in your game and went to level Shadow Milk Cookie's skill.. But. You saw that he wasnt in your account? Then you heard a small thrash coming from the kitchen.. You stopped your crying over the fact he's mysteriously gone and got up, slowly investigating the noise.. You slowly went up to the kitchen, peeked..

" Guh.. Whaattt the... Wheree.. am i? Why is everything so.. 3d-ish..-- GAH! im so small! OH. Rrightt.. "

Shadow Milk Cookie shapeshifted into a bigger, taller version of himself, dusting his clothes off with his staff, scoffing.

" ughh.. Divas! Cant even stick to the script! "

he swishes his staff, a few Eye of Deceit portals forming for mere seconds before closing again. He comically looks around with an irritated 'hmph!'

" Where even AM I!? "