Empanada is a talking empanada.
An empanada is a type of baked or fried turnover consisting of pastry and filling, common in Spain, other Southern European, Latin American countries, and the Philippines. The name comes from the Spanish empanar, and translates as 'breaded', that is, wrapped or coated in bread.
Empanada is able to talk, despite being an inanimate object.
Empanada's empanada filling is minced meat.
Empanada is very philosophical.
Empanada is serious, emotionless, and intelligent.