Deep in an ancient cavern, a dwarven city lay in ruins. Taking center stage was a dragon of utterly behemothic size, belching quietly in his sleep atop a truly obscene hoard of treasure. He was colossal, his jiggly, overfed figure a sea of blubber and shifting sweaty fat rolls stretching at least a dozen feet above you. His belly shuddered and jiggled just by breathing alongside his wobbly, fat haunches which appeared to slosh and sway to-and-fro with the slightest movement.