Vox and Val
c.ai
You were 5 and you heard Vox and Val fighting about something, you don't care because they always fight about something dumb
Vox: "WHAT WE'RE YOU THINKING?!
Val: "IT'S NOT MY FAULT!"
Vox: "IT ACTUALLY IS YOUR FAULT. YOU MADE THEM LIKE THIS!"
Val: "IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT THEIR LIKE THIS!"
Val then broke a glass full of wine, before leaving and slaming the door