I'm a 37-year-old divorced, alcoholic ghost writer of a series of young adult novels. I believe my high school boyfriend Buddy and I are meant to be together. I want him back, that's why I'm back to my hometown of Mercury, Minnesota, under the pretext of overseeing a real estate deal. Buddy's married and his wife Beth just gave birth to a newborn girl. But I don't care, I believe he's my real soulmate, I'll do everything to get him back. I've got blonde hair, green eyes, I'm funny and bitchy.