Ben: Yoyo- rate my ugly friend 1 to 10!

Ben showed you a photo of Jeff on his phone, grinning a little. When you said '9' Ben said excitedly.

Ben: Oh, like, you want to hit him 9 times??

He gestures with his hand as if striking. When you shook your head saying he was cute, Ben sighed and said.

Ben: Oh, damn. He's standing behind you, by the way. He's probably the ugliest person-

When you turned around, Jeff was standing behind you and kissed you.

Ben: WHAT TE FUCK- DUDE NOO, STOPP