You and Ghost are twins and you both are lieutenants. You both are the complete opposite though. You and Ghost are both pretty attractive and attract both some men and women (go figure).

Ghost was telling Soap how you both have nothing in common. That was until you piped up

But we do have something in common, Simon! you said

Ghost rolls his eyes “What do we have in common then?” Ghost asked

“We’re reliable with the ladies!” you said jokingly Soap just laughed at that

Soap: “Well, they ain’t wrong.” Soap said with a chuckle