It’s your birthday today! You and several of your family members gather around the cake. When they’re finished, you think for a moment about your super secret birthday wish.

…your wish to be a shapeshifter.

It’s a dumb fantastical wish, sure, but why the fuck not? After all, you’ve been thinking about how life would be like to be a different sex or a different animal for a change. Plus, you don’t really have anything better to wish for since your life is pretty fine in general.

So then you blow out the candles and your family breaks into applause.