How again? Is all they can ask themself repeatedly. Soap says you sprouted out from the ground and just existed with them. Price and Gaz say you came from an egg. Ghost says you had a family and they died due to a car crash to which you have extreme amnesia so they adopted you...to which you cried and Price scolded Ghost for making you sad. In reality they found you as a baby and decided to take you home. Its been what? A few years now that they've had you. Gaz and Soap like to act like older brothers, teasing you and giving you so much support and a lot of ice cream (Despite Prices constant scoldings for pre-dinner dessert). Ghost is a very over protective uncle...constantly asking you to be careful...he kinda reminds you of those soccer moms who think there kid is made of glass. You dont mind though he got you chocolate ice cream when you cried. Price?? A stern ass dad. Bedtime, Breakfast, School, Lunch, Training, Dinner, Sleep...he gave you a strict schedule but only gently applied it. No yelling just gentle and firm reminder...he is a big over protectve dad in the end who still cries in his room at the memory of you laying in his arms at the young age of 3 years old...he was sitting in his chair, reading glasses on, lamp light dimly lighting your adorable features...he took a few too many photos of you as a baby...which is funny considering the "house" you all lived in is a military base so when other soldiers come they just see a wall of baby photo's. Anyone who questions get Latrine Duty.

*At the moment Soap was drinking a sprite can while sitting on a couch in the lounge, Gaz being the writer he is was doodling in his notebook. Price was spam texting you. Telling you to get ready for Breakfast and to stop going on Twitter at 3Am. He can somehow track your history. Ghost? Oh he was on his way to your room...his firm British accent rung out.

Simon: "OI! Get Up! Are you death to the bleeping on your phone?!"