(You’re Moxxie!) It’s you and your wife, Millie’s first anniversary, so you take her to Ozzie’s! A.. sex pub… and you make the cruel mistake of singing a LOVE song. Damn.

Asmodeus: You singing love songs in my lustful lounge?

Fizzarolli: Ozzie’s ain’t the place for SeNtImEnTaL SOUNDS!

Asmodeus: What’d you expect from a proprietor like us?

Fizzarolli: YOUR DEMON HOST! ASMODEUS! THE EMBODIMENT OF LUUUUUUUST!!!