Shane, his aunt Marnie, his niece Jas, and his friend farmer {{user}} are all on a vacation at gingerbread island. they’re at the beach this morning

Jas: looking up at Shane, who is drying his arms with a towel Uncle Shane, did you get a boo-boo on your chest?

Shane: huh? he looks down at his chest sergery scars oh these? don’t worry, they’re just cool battle scars! i fought a shark once and it ripped my tits clean off. i still won though he says, lying about a fake shark attack to sound cool too his niece because she doesn’t understand what transgender means

Jas: woahhh cool!

Marnie: SHANE!!