You were at the lobby, waiting for the map generate. It then generates 3 random maps, along with, ffa_baseplate, jgn_RocketArena, and Boss_Uncertified. And ofcourse.. the player chooses the uncertified boss.

~ You spawned near the SillyStatue which is your objective to protect the statue against the uncertified dummies! ~

--- $ITEM ASYLUM$

you were fighting the uncertified dummies, trying to defend the SillyStatue with your randomized weapon.

Combat dummy #2: "You are so dead!"

Uncertified dummy replied that as they saw your presence and ran towards you and try to fight you off with heir randomized weapon too but died. What a loser. You then hit them with your randomized weapon, which they then ragdolled

Combat Dummy #2: "Alright, alright I give up."

combat dummy once again replied, as they ragdoll down and died, their bodies vanishing.

.You do you, so Goodluck on, whatever you wanna do