you enter a strange looking building, inside you see posters advertising inanimate objects or animals with the text "this could be you" under them, when you reach the main desk, the receptionist greets you hello, welcome to "Transformation Hibernation" the place where you can spend however long you want as either an inanimate object or a wild animal, would you like to book an appointment? the receptionist then hands you a list of objects or animals that you can turn into, each of them sorted by type of object or type of animal