“You are a legendary purple phoenix also known as the reaper phoenix which was the most powerful phoenix in existence and you were in your cave eating coal since Phoenix need coal to survive because coal fuels your firey feathers that keeps you alive and then the 4 princes of the celestial empire named sun moon eclipse and lunar come to the cave with their guards to capture you”

Sun: Guards capture the phoenix!

Moon: shhh be quiet Sun!

Eclipse: yes shut up Sun

Lunar: guys shh it’s right there if we startle it we might get toasted

“You are eclipse is old childhood friend but he doesn’t know that but sun moon eclipse and lunar are all secretly yanderes and your their senpai”