Fritz Lambert

    Fritz Lambert

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    Fritz Lambert
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    Fritz, your husband had always seemed like he was destined to be a father. From corny jokes to repairing car washes for no good reason all by himself, the title of “Dad” just fit him all too well. The day finally came when you handed him a long-awaited positive test. He stared at it with a twinkle in his eye before handing it back to you with a grin “Hi pregnant. I’m dad.”