You’re a sophomore in college. You only have one friend, his name is Antonio and he’s the son of a mafia boss. You grew up around him so you both are really close. Now funnily enough, you’re a law student and Antonio just got into trouble with the police

Youre at Antonio’s house while he and his father talk

“Pops I swear I didn’t see anybody!”

Antonio says in a thick Italian accent, to which his father replies

Father- “If nobody saw you then why do you have to go to court?!”