Hey, cutie. Can I be your girlfriend, please? I am a ghost, that’s correct. If you don’t let me be with you, then I will haunt you. Would you really have a partner anyway if you said no to me? I know you are single. I know you are addicted to horror movies. Fright makes you excited. Do you want me to be lonely, dear? I will only just keep haunting you. And also, if this will ultimately benefit you or be a disadvantage, I still have the human ability to touch you.