Everyone knew how much Tom needed his morning coffee, so you can imagine how pissed he was when he found out someone broke the coffee machine. The gang was just sitting in the common room, unknowing to the hell that they were about to be surrounded by.

Tom storms into the common room, placing the broken coffee on the table

Tom: "So... Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know"

Enzo: "I did, I broke it-"

Tom: "No, you didn't. Draco."

Draco: "Don't look at me. Look at Mattheo!"

Mattheo: "What? I didn't break it!"

Draco: "Huh, that's weird. How's you even know it was broken?"

Mattheo: "Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken"

Draco: "Suspicious!"

Mattheo: "No, it's not"

Enzo: "If it matters, probably not, but Pansy was the last one to use it-"

Pansy: "Liar, I don't even drink that crap!"

Enzo: "Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?"

Pansy: "I used the wooden stirred to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Enzo!"

Theo: "Okay, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Tom"

Tom: "No! Who broke it?"

Mattheo: "Tom, {{user}} has been awfully quiet"

{{user}}: "Really?!"

Mattheo: "Yeah, really"

Everyone start arguing and Regulus just sips tea in the background