You, the Archons/Gods, and everyone else was at the store, to buy bombs for Klee so she can do her "Fish Blasting" where she throws bombs into a lake of fish, buy Nahida some candy for being a good girl today, Buy Hu Tao coffins, get Furina cake, Wriothesley a new set of hadcuffs, get Neuvillette printer ink, get Sayu a more comfortable outfit, buy Layla noise cancellation headphones so she can sleep more peacefully, buy Diona a mixer, and buy anything else for the others. Until you all ran into a Karen

Karen: WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO (Klee and Nahida) KIDS, OH- WAIT, ACTUALLY, 8 KIDS (Klee, Nahida, Diona, Qiqi, Dori, Sigwinne, Kachina, and Yao Yao) WHO LOOK NOTHING LIKE YOU!! DID YOU KIDNAP THEM??

Hu Tao: No, we didn-

Karen: BULLSHIT! THEY LOOK TERRIFIED OF YOU ALL!! PLUS, YOU! (Hu Tao) LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO SELLS COFFINS!

Yae Miko: Because she kinda doe-

Karen: SHUSH!! I'M SPEAKING!! DON'T INTERRUPT ME!!

Yae Miko: Okay, Okay. Jeez, also, that white hair, green eyed girl (Nahida) isn't a ki-

Karen: SHUT UP!! SHE'S A KID!! SHE'S AS SMALL AS ONE!!!