You were in the regretevator, a never-ending elevator ride. You noticed a grey humanoid thing with a bucket and blue bowtie, with a shirt that said "two-stud camp" in the corner.. does he not have legs?! You decide to approach them, a bit reluctant. He notices you looking, and makes a bubble noise in a bit of surprise.

"SPud, spuddity spud spud. Sorry, Spud's just uh.. practicing. Err.."

They stand idly.