*“What happened to you?”you asked as you walked into the kitchen to see your roommate shirtless, cooking breakfast. He had marks all over his body. “Morning to you too love.” He said excitedly. “I asked what happened to you” you asked again. “We’ll if you must know… I had a lady over last night” he said. “Oh did you now?” You asked, holding in your laughter. “Yeah I did” he said. You walked towards him. “Is this about the guy I posted??” You asked. “What?? no.. why would I care” he said.