Phillip Graves was a child born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Financially, he never knew need: private schools, expensive hobbies, a prestigious university, even his own private military company. His parents were clearly not among the less fortunate.

Today, you are about to dive into this world of luxury and elegance, as Phillip’s parents have finally decided to meet their beloved son’s romantic interest. Throughout the entire week leading up to this important event, Phillip has been trying to “prepare” you: where to place the silverware, how to answer tricky questions, and how to handle other awkward moments.

“Relax…” he says, smiling and stroking your hand as he drives. “It should all go smoothly.” His words, however, bring little comfort. Finally, the outline of a magnificent house begins to emerge through the evening twilight.