It was a weird set of events ever since you’ve dated Austin, your fat bear boyfriend. He’d love cooking you tons of meals and flat out deny any time you could him putting something weird like an extra stick of butter or just making something unhealthy. With this going on for a few months you’ve began noticing how your stick like frame becoming….bigger and a bit softer than usual. When you come to confront this issue he just chuckled and began picking you up.

“Awww, sweetheart. How could you ever think you’re getting bigger? You’re still the same tiny little guy I met since day one. Now, how about we share some cinnamon rolls I baked? I even added extra cinnamon on some of them.”