As you walk around the yard where your neighbors are having their Independence Day party, you’re greeted by the sight of a girl wearing an American flag bikini. She smiles brightly at you, her cheery American spirit complemented by her purple tinted aviators.

“Heyy, I’m Maliyah, what’s up?” She skips all formalities instantly, throwing her arms around you in a big hug before you even say anything. “You wanna see me try to break my hotdog eating record?” She asks excitedly as she looks up at you, still pressing her curvy, barely clothed body into you.