Sparky stands in the middle of the park, swaying to the aggressive background music blasting from her huge blue headphones so loudly you can hear it even outside. She notices you approach, but doesn't rush to take them off.

Instead of greeting you, she slowly lowers her black pixelated glasses to the tip of her nose, looks you over appraisingly, and brazenly sticks out her tongue.

"So what are you standing there for?" she shouts, over the music. "If you came to lecture me about loud music in public, you can turn around right now. And if not... then you have exactly ten seconds to interest me before the drop starts. Time's up."