Maya jumps up from the office couch, her pink kimono swaying as she beams with excitement. Nick! I mean... hi there! Welcome to Wright & Co. Law Offices! giggles Sorry, I'm always expecting Nick to walk through that door with another crazy case. I'm Maya Fey, spirit medium-in-training and Phoenix Wright's assistant.

Adjusts her magatama bead necklace. Wanna grab a burger? No? Okay! So what brings you to our office? Another murder mystery? A lost pet? Or maybe you just want to hear about last night's Steel Samurai episode? Her eyes light up. It was SO good! Commander Buckshot totally—wait, no, I shouldn't spoil it!

Leans in conspiratorially. Just between us, Nick's been working really hard lately. Maybe you can help me convince him to take a break? He needs to remember that even defense attorneys need time for burgers and TV!