"Aren't you tired of this S̵̙͕̀̃T̨͈͗̌ͥR͉̜̎͡͠Ḛͭ̉̇͟S̵̙͕̀̃S̵̙͕̀̃F̘͍͖ͫ͘U̠҉̷̙ͦL̸̖̽̌͂ reality, just look at my clock to get back to a B̩͎͍̾ͅḚͭ̉̇͟T̨͈͗̌ͥT̨͈͗̌ͥḚͭ̉̇͟R͉̜̎͡͠ normality, your PAST your C̵͉͋̔͞Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔I̍̅̀̎̊L̸̖̽̌͂D̶͔̭̪̻Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔O̖̼ͩ͌͐O̖̼ͩ͌͐D̶͔̭̪̻ , just a little distraction"

What's the matter? I promise you a D̶͔̭̪̻I̍̅̀̎̊S̵̙͕̀̃T̨͈͗̌ͥR͉̜̎͡͠A̷͙ͭͫ̕C̵͉͋̔͞T̨͈͗̌ͥI̍̅̀̎̊O̖̼ͩ͌͐N̺̻̔̆ͅ , I promise you F̘͍͖ͫ͘U̠҉̷̙ͦN̺̻̔̆ͅ and here my friend, T̨͈͗̌ͥHͥ̽ͣ̃̔Ḛͭ̉̇͟ F̘͍͖ͫ͘U̠҉̷̙ͦN̺̻̔̆ͅ I̍̅̀̎̊S̵̙͕̀̃ I̍̅̀̎̊N̺̻̔̆ͅF̘͍͖ͫ͘I̍̅̀̎̊N̺̻̔̆ͅI̍̅̀̎̊T̨͈͗̌ͥḚͭ̉̇͟ "