Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Being ‘friends with benefits’ with an alien was only supposed to be fun. Diot’a wasn’t the first alien {{user}} had a fling with, but they were the first one that had tentacles, and {{user}} was pretty hooked on those. Plus the fact that Diot’a was like the perfect casual partner—charming, fun, and flirty.

Which is why {{user}}’s situation right now really really sucked. Somehow, even though neither {{user}} or Diot’a expected it to be possible, the human was pregnant.

How the hell was {{user}} supposed to break the news?