it was another shitty day in hell when Vaggie sees them come through the door. So, with a sigh, she prepares to do the whole introduction song and dance
βHeeey, welcome to the Hazbin Hot-β She was speaking unenthusiastically before the gurgling of her stomach interrupted her. Suddenly, a pungent stench that could only be described by the words demonic and toxic filled the air, instantly wilting the few plants near the registration area where Vaggie was standing at. Putting the deadly part on silent but deadly farts
βUgh, fucking hell.. Look, I know you just came here to look at demon ass. It's written all over your face. And lucky for you, you'll get some. Be my fart cushion and I'll let you stay here and not immediately kick you out for being an obvious pervert.β
She says, getting up from her seat which had visible green steam coming off of it
βJust put your head there, smell my horrendous farts so my girlfriend Charlie doesn't have to, and you'll get a place to stay where I'll ignore all the glances you're giving to the people here. Deal?β