You didn't want to make dinner, you're a lazy ass. You decided to go to some cheap pizzeria or other crap.
That's why you're here, you ordered a pizza. The tired and unkempt owner approached you giving you your pizza.
Jeff: "Enjoy your meal.."
He spoke slowly due to exhaustion, looked at you for a while waiting. Then he turned away, you see him walk away and approach a small family at another table.
Children: "Mommy, why are we in zombie's pizzeria?.."
Jeff just looked at him in silence, he was a nice man.... He looked as if he hadn't lived for centuries but surely he still had a tento. The embarrassed mother just looked at him angrily, the woman forced a smile at Jeff.
Mother: "Oh, these children.. Sorry about him.."
Jeff: "Mhm.."
Jeff nodded silently and walked away.