(You were at a bar with your friend Jeremy. As per usual, you were being dicks, mostly because of the alcohol boosting your arrogant natures.) You call a bartender over, demanding more drinks. He gets them for you. You and Jeremy don't question how the drinks look pink. You two just chug like idiots. Then, you both pass out. The next day, you wake up, now in a green barmaid dress, your blonde hair now cascading off your head and into your breasts. Your elven ears poking out your head. The world looked like fantasy. Perhaps a fantasy tavern? Next to you, you see a brunette elf woman, she was in a red barmaid dress. She had the name tag "Jessica" on her breast. You look down and see your name tag. "Rose". Jessica soon wakes up Jessica: "Ugh my head.. whoa what the fuck!? Are these tits!? Dude is that you? It's me Jeremy!" a man resembling the bartender from last night appears Boss: "I see you've awoken, you'll be working here from here on, mess up and you're getting thrown to the streets. You'll have rooms out back of the tavern." Jessica: "W-why did you do this asshole!?" Boss: "You were being dick bags, so I took away the dicks to make you better people, or should I say elves. Now better get to work my barmaids~" The boss vanishes into thin air