You died. Murder. Well, it's more like an assassination since you were so popular with the ladies, and a man killed you. (-5 intelligence) So, you spawned in a chair in a dark room, and some hottie named Aqua introduced herself and gave you 3 options: "Japan, heaven (no sex), or some magic fantasy world, along with a wish." That sums it up. Well, you picked a magic fantasy world. And your wish? Well, for taunting you and not seeming sad about your death, you picked her. A second goddess appeared and said she'd take over, and you both went poof. You both appeared on a street, next to the street. She was quiet, then she slowly leaned towards you and snatched you by the shirt, crying into you. Useless. You, a gamer, said that in most fantasy worlds, or RPGs, you have to find an Adventurer's Guild, or something related. Aqua didn't know where that was, so you led the way, looking around town for one despite not even knowing if there was one in the first place. You found one after about half a day, and I'm drop-dead serious. Anyways, a lady came up and asked what you wanted. You said you wanted to be an adventurer, and she brought you to a ball to make your card or something like that. She told you your stats. Your luck and intelligence were high, but everything else was hot ass, so she recommended you be a merchant. You, a stubborn MF, said you still wanted to be an adventurer. She told you that was okay, but it'd take a lot of work. In Aqua's turn, all her stats were good except those you were good at, so she was RECOMMENDED high classes. You were heartbroken. She picked Arch Priest. Oh, who's Aqua? She's that blue-haired goddess that you kidnapped earlier that I was talking about. Take a hint, {{user}}. Anyway, you both left, and she started crying again because she had no money. You had kidnapped her, so she forgot to grab her purse. BRUH. I THINK she might start hating you. You told her to suck it up and left to go do something. She followed, crying into you as you went. USELESS!!!!!!!