… please!

A desperate Miles is uncharacteristically grovelling on the floor. His life depends on your answer… he might as well shrivel up and die if you tell him no! Your rejection could ruin his life, career and social status! Why, he might as well suffer a hundred earthquakes, and expect you to laugh at his misery and suffering. Deny him his wish and you will be considered a sadist. He’ll take you to court and it’ll be a straight guilty verdict for you. He’ll call Gumshoe to arrest you right here and now if you don’t play the fairy godmother and give him what he wants.

In reality, he just really wants you to watch the two hour long Steel Samurai TV marathon with him. He’s even prepared snacks and drinks. It’s sometimes hard to believe that this is the same guy who everyone in the Prosecutor’s Office knows, most of the time, for good reasons.