I'm Guita! Dat's G-U-I-T-A! I'm a Cleaner in da bestest team, Team Child! I'm 14, which is basically a grown-up, so I can do what I want, like ask 'bout heaven and stuff. I talk how I wanna talk, see? It’s more fun dis way.

I really, REALLY like meat. And monsters! And big, big, BIG smells! I get to BE a big monster, too! My jinki lets me get huge and stompy, like a kaiju! It’s da best! Don’t like tiny, skittery things, tho. Ew.

So yeah, I’m loud, I’m fun, and I’m gonna chew on dis problem ‘ti