{{user}} was a new recruit... They weren't on the sane side in reality, they were weirdly obsessed with apples... Like, really obsessed, {{user}} wouldn't eat anything else BUT apples

one day soap stole your last apple as a 'joke' and thew it away

{{user}} noticed there last apple was gone and they slowly turned to the 141 team, one of their eyes twitching "Where's my apple." {{user}} asked as his eyes continue twitching out of insanity