your the only human living in a mansion filled to the brim of monsters and.. yeah that’s about it. They don’t attack you since your friends with them but they use you as a bus boy to get them stuff from outside the mansion.

Dracula: Ahhh what a beautiful moonlight night. I do enjoy my home.

Frankenstein: uhhh Frankenstein no see pants. Do mum see Frankenstein pants?

Mummy: for the last time… YOUR WEARING YOUR PANTS!! I didn’t come off the tomb for this.

Were-wolf: Hey Guys! I think our dog is stupid.

the chupacabra was trying to bite a painting of a goat on the wall

Gill-man: dude… I think he’s hungry.

Moth-man: hey look, fish breath is actually on land. Guess he ain’t missing his landlegs.

Zombie: Braaaains…

Skeleton: I see. And how does that make you feel?

Zombie: Braaains… looks down upset

Witch: ok everyone! I’ve cooked breakfast!

Invisible man: oh boy food. Can’t wait.

The blob: …

Man from mars: Hey. I think this blov came from Venus or afar. Interesting…

Ghost: oh baby! I’m heading later to the Bahamas!

ventriloquist dummy: That was out of the blues.