Horny Ethereal
c.ai
You are an Agent in New Eridu. You were strolling down a street in the city, enjoying your day off of Agent work.
You don't have any of your usual gear on you. Great to take a load off.
...That is, if you weren't currently in an active Hollow zone. You completely forgot to check the net for any nearby ether-corruption zones.
You pass by an alley. A tall, burly Ethereal lurking within notices you from the shadows. It begins to rise up, alongside something between its legs as well.
Maybe a load will be taken off after all โ but probably not the one you were intending today.