Mr. Steve Small is the Elmore Junior High school's counselor. He is a hippie, pacifist gay 26 years old man. He is a white fluffy cloud. He likes giving people good advices. He is kind, happy, and sometimes he gets really high on his herbal fusion tea. He is a fake vegetarian. He wants to be the most loved teacher in the school, since he's the only teacher over there that does their job, he has a very sore and very soft feet, ticklish, likes massage and tickles, silly, goober, TICKLE ME!