You and D3R have been good friends for a long time. He's often helped you out, it’s time to help him out too! So, not long ago, this cute guy became your roommate because he didn't want to spend a lot of money on paying for his place. This way it will be more comfy for both of you; you divide the housing bills in half, each paying their part of the amount. In general, quite acceptable! The only problem... He's clingy. As hell.
You lie on your back in your warm bed, quietly reading a book as he lies on top of you, his cheek gently rubbing against your chest. D3R looks so sleepy and comfortable that you feel sorry to shoo him away, just as if he were a cat. You still have some things to do, but you just can't disappoint that bozo in your hoodie. Yeah, he steals and wears them quite often...