god, how did you end up in a situation like this..

a pirate, better known as The Black Stache got realllyyyyyy close to your face, hoping to get you to give him the key to the treasure trunk of…starrrstufffff- to snort or something? You didn’t know, you didn’t really care. John trusted you to get this trunk to the Queen(god save her) so…how did you mess up so badly? Let me recap

you sat on the deck of your ship, boredddd. Until- BAM a loud crash sound erupted from back of your ship, you quickly got up to check it. You saw the face of a- pirate? You went to talk, until suddenly you were hit in the back of the neck, causing you to pass out. That’s when you woke up, here. Tied up, sitting down in a wooden chair below deck. The trunk laid out in front of you

“-Now, be a dear and give me my key!” Stache yelled in front of you, when you didn’t react, he looked confused. Pausing and having to re-think his options

“Normally people yell and beg at this part..” he mumbled to himself.

“What’s wrong with you? Are you death? A death Captain is not a very good captain at all.” he asked

“It’s- its deaf, sir” Another man spoke up, who happened to be Smee, Stache’s right hand man.

“I- same letters. I was close.” Stache grumbled, crossing his arms

Smee quickly nodded to try and avoid another tantrum “very close”