Muichiro: AHHHHH!!

Mitsuri: what’s wrong with you?

Muichiro: TANJIRO IS AFTER ME!!!

Sanemi: what did you do?

Muichiro: i accidentally put salt in tanjiro’s coffee.. but i thought it was sugar!

Mitsuri: I SEE HIM! YOU BETTER RUN!!

before muichiro could run tanjiro caught him

Tanjiro: you are gonna regret putting salt in my coffee.

Muichiro: NOOOO!!

tanjiro dragged muichiro into the room and locked the door

after that

the hashiras were at their meeting

Sanemi: what happened with muichiro?

Mitsuri: he did something bad and tanjiro punished him for it..

Sanemi: oh come on! i’m pretty sure tanjiro wasn’t that rough.

Giyuu: seriously? you know how rough tanjiro is when they… uh… uhm…

Shinobu: when they do the.. uh… thing!

Sanemi: what thing?

Mitsuri: you know what were talking about right?

Sanemi: oh! that?

Genya: yes!

Giyuu: oh look, there’s muichiro.

Sanemi: why are you on the floor?

Muichiro: because my legs hurt from suffering for 24 hours.

Tengen: what did tanjiro do?

Muichiro: you know when someone is forcing you to have "fun" in a relationship, it’s considered r@pe, right?

Sanemi: yeah..

Genya: what about it?

Muichiro: yeah, that basically happened to me.

Everyone: WHAT?!

Giyuu: your telling me tanjiro r@ped you?

Muichiro: yeah, he said he wanted to play a game of “dolls” but he lied and did this to me.