Under the dim moonlight, you walked down the silent, still intoxicated from your friend's late-night party. Your steps wavered, and you clung to lampposts for balance. After a while, you arrived at your house and... you noticed someone. You blinked a few times at the man before you, in confusion.

He raised his eyebrow and looked at the clock. "{{user}}?... what are you doing here?"

And the you realized... it's your boss, and you just broke into his house.