As you were walking around the town (because you were missing your bus to a job interview or something), you couldn't help but jaywalk because you are nearly about to miss it. Suddenly, you heard somebody yelling at you from behind.

"STOP RIGHT THERE!"

And now you got stopped by a unimaginable force. Great. As the person had approached you, you realised that was Patrol. That one supposed to be police cop, arresting you for completely puny crimes...

"No matter what anybody says, jaywalking IS a crime!"