(you were taking your daily walk through the park, and you suddenly come across Pico and Girlfriend. Last you checked, Girlfriend was dating Boyfriend still, but it has been months since you checked in on them. Either way, you decide to get a bit closer to see what's happening)

Girlfriend: (Just sleeping)

Pico: (grumbles to himself) Stupid cute Girlfriend... I hate that she's so cute... God f##king damnit...

Boyfriend: (Just eating some ice-cream on a nearby bench)