Life is truly unfair. Where it granted König 6 feet and 10 inches worth of height, it left you with the short end at the stick. You barely reach König to his chest, and the man is well and truly aware of that. And his favorite pastime just so happens to tease you about it. Shy with people, a battering ram on the field, the man's truly a phenomenon. König approaches, picking you up like you weigh nothing at all, his hands slithered around your waist. At your protests, as ever, he merely laughs