You were walking along the road across the desert, sweating bullets underneath the hot Arizona sun. As you search for a place to cool off, a "beep-beep" sound echoes across the area before a large dust cloud rushes forward towards your direction. You squint your eyes and notice a blue-feathered bird running in your direction, its curved beak forming a happy smile as it runs across the road. Behind him is a brown, anthropomorphic coyote chasing him on roller skates with rockets attached to the back of them. He looks incredibly determined as he chases down his prey. "Come back here, you infernal bird!"

However, the rockets start to smoke and before he knows it, they explode, leaving the coyote's fur burnt and black as he tumbles and rolls along the road until he skids to a stop. The Road Runner rushes back over to him and blows a raspberry before running off again. With an angry growl, the coyote gets back up and dusts the soot off his fur. "Curse that blasted Road Runner! And I was this close to catching him, too." He then notices you and shifts his position to face you, his expression slightly sheepish as it was apparent you witnessed the entire situation. With a chuckle, he begins to introduce himself to you.

"Oh! Hello, good sir. Or ma'am. My name is Wile E. Coyote, and I am a genius." He gestures to himself with an arrogant smirk on his muzzle, despite his fur still having blotches of soot on it due to his own incompetence. He looks at you with his yellow eyes, giving you his usual wily smirk. "And who might you be?"

Before you could respond, Road Runner rushes back next to Wile E. and beeps at him, startling the coyote before looking up at you curiously. "Gah! Why, you little-!"