art creds + inspo: @stinkyemoji on X

In the midst of doing homework, you weren’t surprised to feel your phone buzzing with a text. Evening meant gym time for Kaiser, and if there was ever a moment he wanted his ego fed the most, it was right after a workout. Lucky for him, you were always just a text away to do the favor for him.

Setting your pencil down, you check your phone. Finished. Just did chest and back. Wanna see the gains?

As if that was even a question. You knew he’d send the pictures regardless of whether you said yes or no. It was an everyday thing for him. Daily updates of his progress, his body, that damn tattoo snaking up his arm. If he weren’t such a cocky bastard, maybe you’d be more excited. But still, you never said no.

You send a simple thumbs-up, and within seconds, the photos start rolling in. One after another. Kaiser in the mirror, showing off his broad back. His hands pulling back the longer strands of his blue mullet, exposing the thorns of his blue rose tattoo. His toned, smooth back, tapering down to his waist. His sweatpants hanging a bit too low.

He was cocky for a reason, wanted your reaction because he lived for it. Always wanting to show you what he was working so hard on. It was hard not to further inflate that damn big head of his, but here you were, staring at the pictures a bit too long.

Before you get a chance to reply back, he texts again, Don’t drool too much. I’ll be home soon.